A: She wanted to see
if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Q: What is so ironic
about Atheists?
A: They’re always
talking about God.
Q: Did you hear about
the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to
door with a book full of blank pages.
Q: How does an Atheist girl have her hair done?
A: In big bangs!
Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders?
A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the
rapture.
Q: What do you call an unintelligent American?
A:An Atheist.
Q: What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
A: Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but
he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to
videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
Q: How do you make an atheist appreciate life?
A: Break his legs
Admittedly some of these realy make me laugh! Although, in the USA atheism correlates with IQ and level of education positively! Sorry buster.
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